
June 2011
The Headline Song
Joe Jonas
Joe Jonas - The Headline Song (Radio 1)
My giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing
A ghost stole our live savings
Stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide
My mate boiled my willyI’m so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint with my boobiesMy psychic dog has healing powers
There’s a time lord in my loo
Mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)
I fart on men’s faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)I’m so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint with my boobiesWith my boobies, yeah.
MOTHER OF GOD WHAT DID I MISS
I wish I could hang up gifs in my room like posters
stupid muggle world.
I got no switch to stop my fantasies, so put your hearts in the air.
I want somebody to love me and be my companion in my everyday life …. Waiting and waiting…
I'm learning to live without you now, but I miss you sometimes.
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